Holy Shit I Have a Blog

2012-01-09T16:19:00.001-08:00

So pancakes are cakes fried in a pan. Why can't I have panpie?

2012-01-08T08:54:00.003-08:00

Morgan: "I'm hungry"
Mommy: "Well what do you want?"
Morgan: something.. whatever
Mommy: "But I don't want [whatever]"
Morgan: "Well you don't have to eat."
Mommy: "I don't have to eat lunch? You want your butt spanked?"
Morgan: "Well... not right now..."

2012-01-08T08:54:00.001-08:00

2012-01-04T14:47:00.001-08:00

So now I have a thing which improves the shit out of different thing. I have to call the US Patent offices and figure out how the hell to start this process. Then I'm going to be a fucking billionaire. Well.. maybe a Thousandaire at least. It's seriously going to change how a specific profession does a specific thing! :) hehe

2012-01-03T20:57:00.001-08:00

I just gotta ask Iowa... WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU tonight... what a pitiful turnout.

2012-01-03T20:34:00.001-08:00

Santorum 24.7%, Romney 24.6%, Paul 21.2% via AP at 11:24 p.m. ET. 92.7% precincts in.

2012-01-02T12:33:00.001-08:00

K. Ink is looking for an experienced tattoo artist. Artists don't pay commission, just a flat rent each month. Email chad@kinktattoo.com for details.

2012-01-02T07:55:00.001-08:00

Apparently you can call me toll-free at 866-451-9639 which is ALMOST the Ameriplan # ending 9636. I have no idea who actually owns the 9639 # but when you call it, it calls ME. I should start selling Ameriplan! lol

2011-12-29T13:22:00.001-08:00

All canvas at Michael's is 40% off so I just scored a shit-ton of canvases.

2011-12-28T10:03:00.001-08:00

Anyone know the name of the little bar/food thing on the beach on Grand Turk just up the road from the Osprey hotel?

2011-12-09T06:17:00.001-08:00

what with the 5 minute fucking mega upload commercial? jesus... die in a fire.

2011-12-08T06:31:00.001-08:00

Well, looks like they came pretty close to having filmed the very last Mythbusters. Can't imagine this publicity is going to help the show any.
http://ping.fm/i1hfZ

2011-12-03T18:17:00.001-08:00

It never ceases to amaze me how much some shops charge for a simple piercing. At K. Ink our piercings are $24 jewelry included! Dermal mounts (single hole for wearing changeable gem tops like on a cheek or wrist) are $50. Other shops charge significantly more. I encourage people to shop around. Always have, always will. With tattoo art it's so you can try different artists, find one you like or find several you like. Go to all the shops! Get one from everyone I say. I think every artist is different. -- As for piercings.. well that's another story. They're either done right or they aren't. They're either done for a reasonable fee... or they aren't.

2011-11-28T06:52:00.001-08:00

Cyber Monday... so misleading.

2011-11-16T17:19:00.001-08:00

Going to watch The Big Lebowski. Donny, shut the fuck up.

2011-11-16T07:16:00.001-08:00

Another bitch/complaint: Hey "Through the wormhole people" If you only have 25 minutes of footage/graphics/etc., MAKE THE SHOW 25 MINUTES! This one-hour of repeating yourself, showing the same graphics with different narration, etc., is annoying and insulting.

2011-11-16T03:59:00.001-08:00

Hey Amazon Android App Store, stop telling me when I do or don't need a wifi connection to install shit. I'll be the judge of that. Asshat.

2011-11-15T12:23:00.001-08:00

Maybe I'll just set up a website saying I'll do anything legal for $100 (+costs if it involves purchases or travel)?

2011-11-13T10:28:00.001-08:00

ah my master plan has failed.. apparently if you aren't at least 6 credits/semester you have to start paying back your loans... sorry kids, no xmas this year. - you know, because I was going to use the loan money to pay bills and stuff because I CAN'T FIND A FUCKING JOB that hasn't been sent to god damned India.

2011-11-13T07:54:00.001-08:00

Digging through some Youtube this morning, and I'm not sure how I got here but I found this video, and watched it in it's entirety: http://ping.fm/NyzHN Then I'm like... wtf was that? I just watched some random lady get a ticket from a cop... then I look at the # of views. almost ONE MILLION people have watched this video. So now I'm like... cool, there are a million people I could relate to.

2011-11-12T09:19:00.001-08:00

Gary McGath. Please call your mother.

2011-11-11T07:00:00.001-08:00

11-11-11=-11 What's the big deal?

2011-11-08T19:32:00.001-08:00

http://ping.fm/GyIFF

2011-10-31T16:12:00.001-07:00

So I completely blew through this Halloween doing absolutely nothing spectacular, dangerous, stupid, or fun that was Halloween related. :(

2011-10-30T11:38:00.001-07:00

what the shit-sauce? My new Galaxy S II from Tmobile doesn't have FM radio? Bastards.

2011-10-27T14:08:00.001-07:00

If you play BF3 put "PRX" in your server name search and join us sometime.

2011-10-23T17:29:00.001-07:00

$10 (Ron Paul is paying half!) for Straw Poll and Lunch! http://ping.fm/XEeTp

2011-10-17T07:25:00.001-07:00

Shitty over-dramatic "soap-opera" acting, overdone zombie makeup, crap writing, characters who must be half-zombie themselves for the dumb-assed decisions they make... The Walking Dead is over for me. So many problems with this show.

The zombies have thick black blood but when killed red blood sprays.
The acting is shit. There are a couple that do a good job but the majority seem bi-polar.
If you get stuck on the highway surrounded by empty cars... upgrade.
Zombies don't reason. Most of them in this show act like zombies but several of them appear to be thinking and reasoning which is utter bullshit. Be consistent.
Anyway... could've been a fun show. Turns out it's just hard to watch unless it's a comedy. #TheWalkingDead #AMC

2011-10-16T17:15:00.001-07:00

So.. England only has like 10 different actors don't they...

2011-10-10T08:37:00.001-07:00

Starting a 1% Occupy the Country Club. Who's with me?

2011-10-08T17:11:00.001-07:00

How can I get a job as one of those people who pretends to have symptoms of things so med students can try to guess what's wrong?

2011-10-06T07:14:00.001-07:00

You guys know Steve Jobs was awesome, a visionary, but just a guy right? He was CEO of a company, not chief inventor. He didn't INVENT iPad or any of that shit.. just ran a company that did. If you want to worship someone, worship the engineers that made that technology (as dumbed down as it is) possible. - Apple is the AOL of the computer world people. Just saying. - RIP Steve Jobs. You were an amazing CEO.

2011-10-05T00:58:00.001-07:00

WHY THE FUCK AM I AWAKE!?!?!!!

2011-10-01T08:13:00.001-07:00

Internet was down last night. I blame Torie... she came to town yesterday also didn't she? Coincidence? :P

2011-09-29T06:49:00.001-07:00

My favorite curse word right now is "Fuck-tard". It can be a noun OR a verb!

2011-09-26T19:18:00.001-07:00

With as many photos as people are taking today, how long until we're able to recreate a digital world in the exact likeness of Earth in it's entirety?

2011-09-24T09:05:00.001-07:00

New Facebook sucks. I think this might be the end for me.

2011-09-22T19:58:00.001-07:00

The new Facebook timeline (coming feature) is pretty cool... I joined Facebook July 13, 2007. Also happens to be Conner's birthday.

2011-09-22T18:01:00.001-07:00

has the strangest feeling that he hasn't been invited to something...

2011-09-19T08:55:00.001-07:00

I need a honest to goodness henchman. Someone who I can look at solemnly and have them know I want them to X the Y. You know what I mean? If you do, apply inside.

2011-09-17T14:22:00.001-07:00

The last episode of Entourage was cool but wtf was that bit after the credits? C'mon Ari..

2011-09-16T19:40:00.001-07:00

Writers of Science fiction are basically just writing down goals for humanity.

2011-09-13T18:03:00.001-07:00

An intruder? How'd he get in? Intruder window.

2011-09-13T13:09:00.001-07:00

I think I should know How to make love to something innocent Without leaving my fingerprints out

2011-09-12T11:55:00.001-07:00

From now on, all requests for time will be answered in relation to a monkey's ass.

2011-09-10T18:24:00.001-07:00

I want my lights to go "bsshhhhh" when I turn them on like they do on TV.

2011-09-05T18:13:00.001-07:00

lol, you say that like you're all white caucasian and shit.

2011-09-05T18:11:00.001-07:00

because I'm cool.. that's why.

2011-09-03T17:16:00.001-07:00

In case you haven't seen SUCKERPUNCH, go watch it online here: http://ping.fm/siGgC

2011-09-03T11:00:00.001-07:00

http://ping.fm/64IhK

2011-09-02T12:53:00.001-07:00

Paying up to $15/hr for experienced housekeeper. Need to clean houses and a couple commercial accounts.

2011-08-31T23:26:00.001-07:00

Hello 1:25am. This is Chad. I'd rather be asleep right now k? thx bye.

2011-08-29T07:41:00.001-07:00

Looks like Ankeny Sanitation purchased some new garbage trucks.. or they just painted the old ones.

2011-08-22T17:04:00.001-07:00

Why does my 9yr old son go ape-shit every time he eats a meal? No matter what it is.. he just starts to act fucking INSANE.

2011-08-22T15:49:00.001-07:00

College books that come out with a new "edition" every damn year should GIVE AWAY the previous year's edition.. damn scammers.

2011-08-19T08:47:00.001-07:00

New Wonder Woman is Adrianne Palicki and she has no ass.

2011-08-19T07:06:00.001-07:00

Facebook needs to get their shit together. This morning MY profile wasn't available and now I can't go to my friends wall because HIS profile isn't available. WTF Facebook, you suck. (love G+)

2011-08-17T07:09:00.001-07:00

Be happier: Do more of the stuff you like to do and do less of the stuff you don't like to do. - Stefan (paraphrased)

2011-08-15T16:59:00.001-07:00

GOOGLE+ INVITES: http://ping.fm/PckkS

2011-08-10T11:18:00.001-07:00

Up to 150 people can sign up to Google+ Beta using this link: http://ping.fm/cRTe9

2011-08-08T14:39:00.001-07:00

Contact me to get tickets to the Iowa Straw Poll... from Ron Paul.

2011-08-07T08:36:00.001-07:00

Lady, "Take me to Adam's house!"
Cab Driver, "Ok Ma'am, where's that?"
Lady, "Where Adam lives!"

2011-08-06T15:38:00.001-07:00

What man? Which man? Who's the man? When's a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am.

2011-08-04T16:32:00.001-07:00

So I suppose now that the cock-head from rehab is dead she's a national treasure? When I die there better be a god damn parade to celebrate my cheerful life.

2011-08-04T16:30:00.001-07:00

i am grumpy as hell and I don't want to talk to you.

2011-08-04T13:30:00.001-07:00

What's the point of Wifi calling if it still counts against my cell minutes?

2011-08-04T11:01:00.001-07:00

can't get on Google+ all day... keep getting 404 page not found.

2011-07-30T17:14:00.001-07:00

You wouldn't like Google+ anyway... it's mostly the smart kids talking about the smart stuffs.

2011-07-25T13:48:00.001-07:00

How much more data, scientific and mathematical knowledge can we put onto the internet before it begins to coalesce and become self aware?

2011-07-24T18:46:00.001-07:00

I don't get why you're so paranoid about your online privacy? I couldn't care less. If you want to pry into my private life... well... enter at your own risk.

2011-07-22T17:42:00.001-07:00

oops, I meant #suits - I enjoy it.

2011-07-22T16:35:00.001-07:00

Really enjoying @suits

2011-07-21T18:36:00.001-07:00

So my 4g on my phone is faster than mediacom cable internet.

2011-07-17T17:52:00.001-07:00

I just sat in a free cooking class with 9 other people via Hangout (video conference) on Google+ sorry you are missing all the awesome in Facebook.

{EAV_BLOG_VER:d4246270c2183a2e} That should upgrade my blog!

2011-07-16T07:24:00.001-07:00

{EAV_BLOG_VER:d4246270c2183a2e} That should upgrade my blog!

2011-07-12T08:28:00.001-07:00

You received this message because Chad Kovac shared it with iovmia@ping.fm.

"I am here testing a longer status update to see if it makes it to Facebook
from Google+ (via Ping.FM email) without cutting off at 40 characters. I'm
confident this will work and then I will be a hero. When I am a hero I will
lead the people with nobility and grace."

Accept the invitation to view the full post:
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2011-07-12T08:24:00.001-07:00

Test

2011-07-11T18:37:00.001-07:00

I feel like doing a few tattoos this week. Message or email or text me. I prefer text. 5157719148

2011-07-10T00:09:00.001-07:00

Sincere thanks to everyone who came to the 20th reunion. Everyone had a blast from what we could tell. We had a great turnout and saw classmates come back from all over the country! Hope to see you Sunday at hawkeye for the family picnic. Byof

2011-07-09T13:40:00.001-07:00

send me your email address if you need/want a google+ invite!

2011-07-09T13:36:00.001-07:00

2.5 hour and counting Hawks ;)

2011-07-08T22:31:00.001-07:00

At stix in ankeny waiting in some old classmates. Wtf are you doing?

2011-07-08T08:14:00.001-07:00

Most dangerous place on earth? HOSPITALS. Have you ever wondered how many people die in one EVERY SINGLE DAY?

2011-07-08T08:07:00.001-07:00

You just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer!

2011-07-07T17:32:00.001-07:00

I like my music like I like my women... Young and Fresh. Oh this could go so wrong... I'm thinking you were going to say "Old and funky" or "Loud and Screechy"?

2011-07-07T15:30:00.001-07:00

Holy shit is it just me or Kristen Stewart = Teresa Palmer? I mean, I could be tappin that and thinking it's Kristen and she says "I'm Teresa" and I'd be like.. yeah, right.

2011-07-07T14:34:00.001-07:00

too bad our reunion isn't a costume party reunion.. that would've rocked.

2011-07-07T13:24:00.001-07:00

I don't think they still call it the BEER TENT do they?

2011-07-06T11:44:00.001-07:00

Anyone in the area have a big grill or two we can use at the reunion picnic this Sunday at Hawkeye park?

2011-07-05T17:53:00.001-07:00

Don't feel like going to the reunion! Lol

2011-07-05T11:59:00.001-07:00

Casey Anthony AQUITTED.

2011-07-04T06:40:00.001-07:00

America. The land of certain liberties and allowances within the law.

2011-07-03T17:32:00.001-07:00

Awesome. Can't wait. http://ping.fm/bHIOv

2011-07-02T11:52:00.001-07:00

All the girls and women at the pool laying in the sun trying to turn black seems oblivious to the fact that you can already almost see the saggy leather-like skin they'll have as they age. Youth is truly wasted on the young.

2011-07-01T20:28:00.001-07:00

Google+ needs more of me on it... Then Facebook can begin it's slow death.

2011-07-01T20:02:00.001-07:00

When people travel to some famous foreign city in a movie or TV show, have you ever noticed that EVERYTHING that city is known for or famous for is HAPPENING during that person's trip!? They never arrive during monsoon season.

2011-07-01T13:51:00.001-07:00

If they had a fat pool and a skinny pool, I wonder if they'd make me go to the fat pool. And no, there is no pool for perverts.

2011-07-01T08:53:00.001-07:00

Bad Teacher was funny... not "The Hangover 1" funny, but funny.

2011-06-30T14:29:00.001-07:00

Out of respect for my wife and our anniversary today, I will try to refrain from inappropriate comments. That shouldn't stop you from sending me inappropriate things.. I'm a visual kinda guy.

2011-06-29T18:40:00.001-07:00

I have a fancy phone that can do video calls but none of my lame ass friends have a front facing camera on their phone!